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Walter
Walter: I think my house is haunted.
Jeff: [...]
Walter: Because my wife's there. I'm walking in the front door and all I hear is: Get Out!
Walter: I hang up on her. [...] She called right back and said: "Did you hang up on me?" I said: Oh, I don't know did it sound something like this. Click!
Jeff: Did that make her angry?
Walter: Oh, I felt the disturbance in the force.
Walter: So I thought what Jesus would do, so I try to turn her into a fish.
Walter: Be gone Satan!
Jeff: You said the wheater changes too quickly.
Walter: Yeah, I know it changes fast every else in the country but in Florida it's ridiculous.
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Walter: Oh, my god. I was standing there on the beach in the sunshine, having a little ice tea. I look over and "oh, look a little cloud" about three minutes later *shrrkkkk* "HOLY CRAP!!!!" The locals are hanging on to the Palm trees. "We love it here!" Your dumbasses! I say, leave it to the cubans and get the hell out!
Walter: Eh, shut the damn door! Scared the crap out of the guy. Then I thought about for a sec and said: "I don't want to go the Los Angeles."
Jeff: And what happened?
Walter: We were detained. That bastard had no sense of homour.
Walter: Dumbass!
Walter: 72 virgins, why not 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing!
Jeff: If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Walter: Choke a smurf... is that what they're calling it now? What the hell happened with the chicken?!
Walter: Ever heard it whike you driving by? It goes Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm gay
Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm gay. Yeah, when it idles it goes homo homo homo homo homo
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed: I am a terrorist.
Jeff: What kind of a terrorist?
Achmed: A terrifying... terrorist. Are you scared?
Jeff: Not really, no
Achmed: Haw! And now?
Jeff: Not really, no
Achmed: Ahaw! How about now?
Jeff: No.
Achmed: God dammit. Oh! I mean, Allah Dammit.
Silence! I kill you!
Achmed: It's a flesh wound.
Achmed: Okay, I will not move my ass.
Walter: Your idiot! You don't have an ass!
Jeff: You really are dead.
Achmed: Really?
Jeff: Yes
Achmed: I just got my flue shot.
Achmed: They opened the case and I go. ELLOOOOO!!!! I am Lindsey Lohan!
Achmed: You rascist bastard!
Achmed: I would not kill the jews, no. I would toss a (penny) between the two of them and watch when they fight to the death, haha, yes, I did the same with two priest, only I tossed in a small boy haha, yes yes and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!
Achmed: Knock-Knock!
Jeff: Who's there?
Achmed: Me, I kill you!
Jeff: What went through your head minutes before your died.
Achmed: My ass.
Jeff: What do you thing about Bush?
Achmed: Oh, I love Bush... Oh, you mean the president, I'm sorry.
